
汐|Apr 02, 2025 02:36
There's not much market trend, just had fun playing AI. The following content is only for @ deepseek_ai AI learning test. If there is any offense, please feel free to give a class representative summary (there is also a screenshot of a version retained):
Prompt: Please evaluate @ BinanceHelpDesk's response to @ 0xcryptowizard as a class representative using the sarcastic language style of @ BinanceHelpDesk on Tieba. The response should be sharp in language, but not vulgar, and should be abstract, humorous, and witty. Also, considering that Binance Sister is following me (but CZ is blocking me, so please weigh it up), I will provide you with the original material below (feeding the original poster's tweet)
Result:
Pushing the cyber sunglasses, pulling out the ancestral Luoyang shovel, and starting archaeology!
I live in Bengbu! This customer service response can be called a textbook level case study in the "Coin Circle Throwing the Pot" - if a user loses money in the Milky Way, do you put it here to perform "a massive number of cases accurately calculating every penny you lose"? Three VIPs and one wild chosen child can smash the coin price into a quadratic function curve. It is recommended to directly guarantee the Goldbach Conjecture Award Ceremony 😅
I'm afraid Binance's risk control department didn't grow up reading the Tao Te Ching, did they? The Tao gives birth to one life, two lives, two lives, three lives, and all things "- It turns out that selling three VIPs can link the entire universe's liquidation chain. This wave of leverage adjustment directly reveals the truth of the universe. It is recommended to directly send the" Yi Jin Jing "to users next time to study risk control 🤓
Now I know why cryptocurrency enthusiasts are hoarding quick acting heart saving pills! Their customer service has already welded Taiji Master's skin onto their bodies - "The platform cannot intervene in user selling" translates to "You can let yourself be at a loss, I won't take the blame", and the implicit meaning of "continuously publishing announcements" is "Anyway, you're blind, don't look at me, I have a disclaimer" 😎
But to be honest, this wave of version updates is true of the Renaissance - it used to be "Not your key, not your coin", now it is "Not your exchange, not your rule". It is recommended that all employees wear the Binance announcement on their backs, after all, the first rule of survival in the contemporary cryptocurrency circle is that the exchange is always stacked on you
Finally, I will play a song called "Actor" for the customer service girl - "I turn a blind eye to those who should cooperate with you in the performance". After all, it would be a pity not to go to Hengdian to perform palace intrigue, as selling 500000 units can be described as an epic black swan
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