A Sincere Application for Reemployment
Dear Leader,
First of all, I apologize for my previous remark, “I’m not going to this broken class anymore; whoever wants to go can go,” which I said a bit too loudly and with a poor attitude. I was confused at that moment.
When Bitcoin plummeted, I looked at the diminished balance in my account and finally realized—rather than being a “VIP standby on the rooftop” in the crypto world, it’s better to come back and work for the company. Even if it means being a security team leader, I believe that during my time watching the market, I have developed the skills of “sitting still” and “eagle eye,” and I can achieve different results.
- Reflecting on the Past, Regretting My Choices
Leader, when you asked me why I was always staring at my phone while working, I said it was to “study blockchain development,” but in reality, I was checking which altcoin was surging. Last year, when Bitcoin broke $100,000, I even posted on social media: “Bought a house in full today, acquiring Binance tomorrow,” and secretly renamed my desk plant “Ether Flower.”
Later, when meme coins crashed, I suffered huge losses and planned to use 20x leverage to make a comeback, thinking I would quit after one big win. Instead, my motorcycle turned into a bicycle deposit, and the wind on the rooftop woke me up.
I cried; even the smell of disinfectant in the company restroom was more pleasant than the liquidation text messages!
- Looking to the Present, Seeking Employment
This time, I hope to secure a position as a security team leader (after all, it might be psychologically difficult to accept being just an ordinary security guard). My advantages are as follows:
- Specialty: 24/7 market watching has honed my “insomnia and tirelessness” skills, making me suitable for night shifts;
- Experience: I was trained by the exchange to remain calm under pressure when the “internet was cut,” making it much easier to catch thieves than to catch market manipulators;
However, if that’s not possible, I can also consider the position of cleaning department head.
- Mindset: Having experienced “50% ups and downs like drinking water,” my emotions while cleaning will definitely be as steady as an old dog.
- Blood and Tears Promise: Learn from My Example
Please have my salary directly deposited into my wife’s account to ensure I am no longer harmed by this blockchain scam.
New Contribution to Corporate Culture: I will share “Self-Cultivation of Retail Investors” in the daily morning meetings, using my personal experiences to warn colleagues—slacking off at work is better than being a fish in the crypto world.
Leader, I have realized! The “HODL” in the crypto world is a lie; the “996” in the workplace is a blessing. If you take me in, I am willing to transform into the company’s most diligent janitor, using a cloth to wipe away my past gambling tendencies and a mop to pave a path of hard work!
(Attachment: If the position is already filled, I am also fine with being the “trash can manager” in the break room, as I am now skilled at handling “garbage assets.”)
Humbly, Former Crypto Gambler Liu Neng
February 28, 2025
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