The annual absurd news in the crypto world is here again (2022 was too tragic to ignore), and this year has also brought many moments that make everyone stand up. Wishing everyone a Happy New Year, and may 2025 continue to bring wealth.
Renzo Statistics Civil Servant Graduation
On April 23, the re-staking project Renzo announced the airdrop details. In the first version of the announcement released by Renzo, the token distribution pie chart is as follows, which can be considered a textbook example of statistics. The 2.5% shares allocated to Binance Launchpool and liquidity look almost indistinguishable from the 20%, while the bottom "half" is 62%. The community bluntly stated that this is "chart crime, no different from falsifying token economics."
A Well-Known Project with S Surname Launches Epic K-Line
A well-known project with S surname officially opened after the pre-market trading ended on Binance. Looking at the K-line, it was hard to tell whether it was rising or falling, a rare occurrence in history.
Project Team Hires 4 Developers Online, Actually the Same North Korean Hacker
On March 27, the Blast ecosystem project Munchables was hacked for $62.5 million. According to on-chain detective ZachXBT's investigation, it was because one of their developers was a North Korean hacker, and the four different developers hired by the Munchables team were all connected to the attacker, likely being the same person. They recommended each other for the job and regularly transferred payments to the same two deposit addresses on trading platforms, with the "four" wallets showing mutual transfer behavior.
Based on annual earnings, the North Korean hacker should have earned more than many listed companies.
A Well-Known Cross-Chain Project with L Surname Asks "Witches" to Surrender, a Historical First
On May 4, a well-known cross-chain project with L surname announced that users identified as witches could surrender by providing their witch addresses to receive 15% of their originally allocated amount. If they did not surrender and were discovered later, all allocations would be canceled.
That’s not all; the project team stated that whistleblowers must provide at least 20 addresses clearly involved in witch operations, and rewards would be prioritized for the first user to submit successfully. Subsequently, the reporting mechanism was further updated to introduce a deposit system.
This is truly something to behold.
Cryptocurrency Custody Company Copper Apologizes for Providing Naked Sushi at an Event
A person close to Copper stated that the models were one male and one female, "dressed in swimsuits," and added that it was "very dazzling…".
It’s clear that the project team has made a lot of money this year.
Slerf's Token Launch Mistake Burns Tokens and LP, the Whole Network Learns "Oh Fuck"
On March 18, Slerf project founder @Slerfsol posted on X platform that he accidentally destroyed the LP and airdrop reserved tokens due to an operational error, and the minting rights had also been revoked. He felt powerless and even cried sincerely in a Space.
Initially, it was thought that the meme project SLERF, which raised over 50,000 SOL, would be doomed, but unexpectedly, this move allowed SLERF to break the previous record set by BOME, which took 9 hours to reach a market cap of over 100 million, achieving it in just 30 minutes. SLERF's market cap exceeded 100 million, rising to become the new meme king. As a result, any subsequent meme projects that burned liquidity would be associated with the Slerf narrative for community CX.
A Dev Lights Himself Up for Everyone's Entertainment
A Dev from Pump.Fun, in an effort to boost the meme's market cap, immersed himself in isopropyl alcohol and live-streamed shooting fireworks at himself, attempting to create hype for his meme coin. The token price skyrocketed by 2000% within hours, reaching a market cap of $2 million. However, due to a lack of necessary fire safety measures, he was instantly engulfed in flames, suffering third-degree burns and hospitalization, unable to sell the tokens. After recovery, he found he could not use his hands normally, and even facial recognition on his phone could not recognize him. Later, this Dev exited the project, and the final outcome was that he did not sell the tokens in time.
Easter Egg Segment: Selling High and Always Earning
On March 8, WIF developers sold $29,000 (511 SOL) worth of WIF within 2 days of its launch, and the current value of this portion of WIF is $693 million.
The German government previously held 49,858 bitcoins and sold its holdings in July for $2.89 billion, with an average price of $57,900. After Bitcoin surpassed $100,000, the German government missed out on nearly $3 billion in profits.
On September 28, a trader spent 196 SUI (368 USD) to purchase 2.53 billion HIPPO, and within less than a day, this user sold all HIPPO for $7,500, with a total value exceeding $30 million a week later.
On October 10, a trader spent 2.07 SOL to buy 21.26 million GOAT, selling it for 2.8 SOL, earning only 0.7 SOL (108 USD), which was worth $8.9 million a week later.
On November 13, a trader spent 8 SOL (1,392 USD) to buy 19.4 million Pnut, then sold it for 4.09 SOL (711 USD), incurring a loss of $681, while these Pnut are now worth over $24.69 million.
On November 17, a trader spent 19.8 SOL (3,000 USD) to buy 59 million FARTCOIN but later sold it for 7.16 SOL (1,100 USD), incurring a loss of $1,900, while these FARTCOIN are now worth over $18.42 million.
On November 21, a trader sold 33.95 million CHILLGUY early chips purchased for 1 SOL at 1.6 SOL, which is now worth over $10 million.
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